Or, if you are rich and famous, you can have your boobs enhanced with CGI. See Cracked article: CGI Boobs: 7 Special Effects The Stars Want.
Breasts are made for use by mindless infants and are so powerful that they manage to reduce most adults to the same mental level. And while.
Maybe if I had stuck it out until the phase of life when breasts are useful, I'd be singing a different tune. But I doubt it.